A bejeweled belly button is quite a distraction when you begin to seriously
examine a woman for an abdominal complaint. (will talk about abs-tattoos
another time. This time it is on 3D fashion) Most often it takes you by
surprise for as the sheet is discretely withdrawn to allow examination, there
it is, the gravity of all attention. I hope women do not notice my sharp intake
of breath or a slight popping of eyeballs. They have
been having it for so long that they do not realize there is anything amiss.
But then initially, I would find it hard not to stare, keep poker face and stop
the vocal cords from an involuntary ”Oh!” or “Hey!” But then familiarity breeds
discretion!! Next, to avoid looking at it even as I palpate the abdomen, all
the while wondering what if this woman needed a Laparoscopy where we must look
into the abdomen by sticking an optical tube through the umbilicus. May it
increase her chance of infection? I wonder.
Bejeweled tongues, eyebrows, lips are all there, but a
pierced belle button is quite an enigma. I have seen Zircon/ ruby studs; silver
rings and just a speck of a shining wink. Many years ago women went to plastic
surgeons to get a perfect umbilicus. But now, getting it pierced not only takes
the attention off from an imagined or really ugly navel, saves the Plastic
surgeon’s fancy charges and captures viewers’ attention and leaves them
wondering about hidden mysteries!!I have seen many women with twin jewels at
the doors of the physiological dimple. It actually reminded me of ugly dental
braces but then style, like sex, is in minds of people!!
Then there are others who, for some reason, take it off.
Yet I know a stud has been there because of the scar and do not forget to
confirm my suspicion. According to my assessment, laparoscopy leaves a better
scar than a removed BB jewel, actually. Inspection-palpation-percussion and
auscultation are the 4 modalities and sequence of patient examination that I
have been taught and so a pierced navel is a must to be observed! I wont be
surprised if a student is failed if he/she did not mention a pierced umbilicus(
either out of embarrassment or excitement) if they saw one in their exam case.
As my wash my hands at the sink, another image embedded
in my grey cells, I wonder how my male colleagues are coping with such an
unsuspected finding…..how many dropped jaws and popped eyeballs….!!
